foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via cravings)

crystallized-teardrops:

fact: i will never stop complaining

(via seanp0donnell)

guy:

when you find hair in your food

image

(Source: guy, via 0riginal)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via 0riginal)

nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

(via 0riginal)

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via seanp0donnell)