dampsandwich:

WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY

(via deprived-childhood)

Even though there is nothing bad on my phone no you cannot look at it.

(Source: ryan-aniki, via heymarinaa)

mole:

looking in mirrors in the middle of the night is the scariest shit and if i can avoid it i will

(via roxyysays)

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES

(via vialien)